Obviously, the best dressed awards is very relevant, I'm best dressed at all times.(smiles) — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I almost always wear a jacket, but I like different jackets. I also like funny pants. — Nick Wooster Copy Share Image
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
“Python opened his eyes. "What do you want?" "To sing you songs about my awesomeness!" "Oh, please. Just kill me now." "Okay!"… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays.” — M. Beth Bloom Copy Share Image
“2 - Listen In Eavesdropping, Seriously? Acting like you’re the main character, You have nothing to go on, Grow the fuck up.” — Apollo Blake Copy Share Image
I have way more freedom in Los Angeles and in the U.S. But it's funny because when I have a meeting with… — Eugenio Derbez Copy Share Image
A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“The only things known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle. He reasoned like… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You're a little bit of a show-off. First you get us out of hell. And then you defeat like the biggest, baddest… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
I've been inspired for a long time by Nicole Holofcener. I admire her greatly as an auteur, examining the human condition in… — Pollyanna McIntosh Copy Share Image
I'm pregnant John ~ The moment when every John in town dissapeared! haahahha:D — Rachel Copy Share Image
I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy! — Finding Nemo Copy Share Image
Its funny when you need somone the most they arent there for you .. Shows how true my Friends are — She's_gone Copy Share Image
I am now quite sure that Tragedy and Hope was suppressed although I do not know why or by whom — Carroll Quigley Copy Share Image
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be. — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
Just wear what makes you happy. If you're happy, it's a great outfit. — Alli Simpson Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as an unsent Christian. You have already been SENT. — Alan Hirsch Copy Share Image
Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm not saying you're easy, but when I look up something to do in your town it gives me your address. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To become aware of the possibility of the search is to be onto something. — Walker Percy Copy Share Image
Ex's are like toys you give them to the less fortunate so you can move on to bigger and better things ! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If they cannot love and resist at the same time, they probably will not survive. — Audre Lorde Copy Share Image
