Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. — Earl Wilson Ability Copy Share Image
If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. — Earl Wilson Arithmetic Copy Share Image
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. — Earl Wilson Electricity Copy Share Image
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite… — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty. — Earl Wilson Duty Copy Share Image
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves. — Earl Wilson Business Copy Share Image
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. — Earl Wilson Boss Copy Share Image
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. — Earl Wilson Better world Copy Share Image
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money? — Earl Wilson Future Copy Share Image
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. — Earl Wilson Gossip Copy Share Image
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents. — Earl Wilson Child Copy Share Image
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance. — Earl Wilson Bachelor Copy Share Image
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. — Earl Wilson Democracy Copy Share Image
He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of payments — Earl Wilson Nobody cares Copy Share Image
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. — Earl Wilson Adolescence Copy Share Image
Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue. — Earl Wilson Children Copy Share Image
If you think nobody cares if youre alive, just try missing a couple of payments. — Earl Wilson Alive Copy Share Image
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments. — Earl Wilson Commandments Copy Share Image
Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't. — Earl Wilson Gossip Copy Share Image
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. — Earl Wilson Car payments Copy Share Image
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys. — Earl Wilson Boys Copy Share Image
