There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay. — Earl Wilson Government programs Copy Share Image
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with. — Earl Wilson Cold Copy Share Image
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the… — Earl Wilson Audience Copy Share Image
This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another… — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. — Earl Wilson Fool Copy Share Image
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent… — Earl Wilson Country Copy Share Image
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen. — Earl Wilson Economics Copy Share Image
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting… — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
“Nowadays people can be divided into three classes - the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.” — Earl Wilson Haves Copy Share Image
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
