I'm thinking about growing a beard so I have something cool to do with my hands when I think. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Wouldn’t it be amazing, getting up everyday and playing; doing something that you love to do? — Sidney Crosby Copy Share Image
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
If somebody's trying to shut you up, sing louder, and if possible, better. — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Tell Me Why We've Got More Pictures Of T.K. On Here Then Most Other Things. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Basing our happiness on our ability to control everything is futile. — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
“...a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in disguise. Look, I know someone who does this with just a pair of glasses.… — Dan Slott Copy Share Image
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
“I go in on your arm and we separate. To make me look unavailable, since Vlad likes what he can’t have, I… — Amelia Hutchins Copy Share Image
Its funny how I bleed for u every day its funny how I remember everything we have done together its funny how… — Gabrielle Metzger Copy Share Image
“It's not because I want to make out with her." Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper… — John Green Copy Share Image
I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them,… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Facebook is now like home, if you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or… — Hafsa Copy Share Image
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
Man can only be what he sees himself to be, and only attain what he sees himself attaining. — Florence Scovel Shinn Copy Share Image
The imagination, once awakened, must and will work, and ought to work — Harriet Martineau Copy Share Image
My objection is not that it's pro-gay but that it appears to be anti-marriage. — Michael Medved Copy Share Image
Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
Life is laughter when seen in a long shot, but it is a tragedy when seen in a close-up. — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
If you steal from one author, its plagiarism; if you steal from many, its research. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
If you are confident you have done everything possible to prepare yourself, then there is nothing to fear. — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
To me drink is my best friend cuz its allways there when I'm feeling down — Dan The Man Copy Share Image
Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you see someone and you want to talk to them so bad but you feel like its going to… — RGclutch Copy Share Image
I am a comedian. You may or may not find me funny, but the fact remains, that I am a comedian. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
You, you, and you...panic. The rest of you, come with me. — US Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt Copy Share Image
“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I can say this much with confidence - that I now have a sound of my own — Shreya Ghoshal Copy Share Image
To live in a place where I am not, and in a time that is either past or not yet come. — Heinrich von Kleist Copy Share Image
I am a funny as well as an emotional person. The comedian inside me cries at times while watching a movie. — Bharti Singh Copy Share Image
Mere allocation of huge sums of money for quality will not bring quality. — W. Edwards Deming Copy Share Image
Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
