I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. — Hippolyte Taine Copy Share Image
“I have found the secret KEY to success... All I need to do now is... To find the DOOR...” — Nelson M. Lubao Copy Share Image
The author is the successor of the saint, everyone respects the author. — Roberto Calasso Copy Share Image
I admit it guys in v-necks look sexy af. But when it goes all the way to his belly button...Nigga u gay!… — Alexia Copy Share Image
“Afore me! It is so very late, That we may call it early by and by.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Shayna wasn't so lucky. She waved as she passed her. "Looking good, Mrs. Mancuso." No. She wasn't. Mrs. Mancuso's neck skin dragged… — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
“Fackelmann claimed to have started a Log just to keep track of Kite's attempted pickup lines -- surefire lines like e.g. 'You're… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird… — Rob Reger Copy Share Image
I have always sensed the exhilaration and independence of being self-propelled. Besides, you can jog while pushing a baby carriage. Maybe I'm… — Nina Kuscsik Copy Share Image
Somebody once said that my look was like if Aileen Wuornos got acquitted and got a book deal. And I was like,… — Willam Belli Copy Share Image
When Jack Black and I started Tenacious D, there were about two seconds in the beginning when we thought maybe we'd have… — Kyle Gass Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'm embarrassed because I think it's a funny show, but I could imagine there being a snootiness about… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
When I was kid, 'You're not invited to my party.' was the worst insult ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
Listening to a conversation & screaming all the funny things you'd say in your head... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You break it, you buy it. Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there & awkwardly walk away.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is sufficient to say, according to the proverb, that here is God's plenty. — John Dryden Copy Share Image
Out of sight of land the sailor feels safe. It is the beach that worries him. — Charles Davis Copy Share Image
If our lives are out of tune with the music of the gospel, we must tune them up. — Wilford W. Andersen Copy Share Image
It's funny to think that at 22 years old, I was really burned out from being on the road for 10 years. — Maren Morris Copy Share Image
A man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless. — Marc MacKenzie Copy Share Image
I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Success in the movies has pushed me to places I didn't know I was allowed to go. — Ian Mckellen Copy Share Image
Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The politicians say 'we' can't afford a tax cut. Maybe we can't afford the politicians. — Steve Forbes Copy Share Image
