Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Writing ''etc'' on an test because you don't remember any more examples. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I laugh in the face of danger.It's a silent laugh and I usually wait until danger turns around. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trusting fear, while fearing trust and happiness often creates a less than happy life. — Bill Crawford Copy Share Image
Who travels far will often see things Far removed from what was believed as Truth. — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
Police are looking for a suspected dicribed as FUNNY SEXY AND GREAT IN BED your UGLY ASS is safe but ware sould… — Unknow Copy Share Image
I know the struggles that are ahead in my life and I know the struggles that are ahead in your life. It's… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be said by words. The converse, however,… — Clifford Truesdell Copy Share Image
“She chuckles. "If you love it now, you should see it before. Back before there's more hotels and bars than shells. Back… — Kristen Hubbard Copy Share Image
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
I'd like to wish you a happy and healthy new year by making a sound terrifying enough to give you a heart… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You realize people like you and Trav are going to fight, right?" America said, filing her nails as she chewed the huge… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Maybe a friend is someone who wants your updates. Even if they're boring. Or sad. Or annoyingly cutesy. A friend says “Sign… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
When someone calls you & asksWho is this? ... Like bitch, you called me! who are YOU? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The 'Celeb Juice' job was never mine - people just guessed - but it was quite funny to watch the rumours. — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
If money is the root of all evil, I must be a saint because I never have any money — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I tried to see that every picture was better-looking than the person. — James Van Der Zee Copy Share Image
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny. — Amy Jo Johnson Copy Share Image
Money is a bad god. People are a bad god. They don't have the power to do what God can do. — Kenneth Copeland Copy Share Image
If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
The ever-whirling wheele Of Change, to which all mortal things doth sway. — Edmund Spenser Copy Share Image
Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one :P — Ritu Copy Share Image
I can't stand Liverpool. I can't stand the people. I can't stand anything to do with them. — Gary Neville Copy Share Image
Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If Duncan was ever into men then he's been so far in the closet he's been living in Narnia.” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. — Jean Giraudoux Copy Share Image
