Glenn Beck

Man, sometimes God really sucks.

— Glenn Beck

We all have our inner demons.

— Glenn Beck

To restore America we need less Marx and more Madison.

— Glenn Beck

Whoa... don't go all Kramer on me!

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God takes attendance every day.

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I think the president is a racist.

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“If you don't change, you're dead or dead inside.”

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I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.

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I can multitask like crazy. I'm riddled with ADD - a blessing and a curse.

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I don't belong to anything, nobody's listening to me and I don't have any levers that control my own life.

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When I turned 30, I knew my life was at a crossroads. It was either over, or I was going to restart.

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Remember when 2012 comes around to vote for the one man who can change this country, Barack Obama

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This European and really pro-Russian nationalism is seeping into America. It's very disturbing.

— Glenn Beck

Always remember where we come from, how we got here, and Who led us into the warmth of the sunshine.

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When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don't want to step on any mines.

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I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

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“The reason to have history is to be able to say, ‘This is where you came from. This is what it cost.…

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There are Marxists and there are people that are socialists. But the label of Marxist takes on a whole new meaning. Even…

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For those of you in the administration, who are coming after me ... remember, you've broken three [of the 10 Commandments], let's…

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If we just stop producing stuff, if we stop being so capitalist, we stop taking resources from other third world countries, we'll…

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A classic liberal is more like a libertarian. I'm sorry. Classic liberal, actually, from the 1800s has a totally different meaning than…

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Life is what you make of it. There's always fun and laughs right under your nose if you're willing to open your…

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“Anyone who speaks of punishing their political enemies in on the wrong side. It is clearly evil and we have a responsibility…

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We can all live under the Constitution and all express ourself in radically different ways and not control each other.

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I am going to take something I learned over in Israel. Their Independence Day is preceded the 24 hours before with Memorial…

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Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for…

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God is giving a plan I think to me that is not really a plan. The problem is that I think the…

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By the time I was 30, nobody would work with me. I was friendless, I was hopeless, I was suicidal, lost my…

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What does it mean to be a conservative? I don't even know anymore. I know what it means to me. It means…

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This president (Barack Obama) I think has exposed himself over and over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated…

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But are we even capable of maintaining a Republic anymore? Are there enough citizens willing to do the hard work that self-rule…

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“It is no longer enough to just be a good person. We must work to be the next Abraham Lincoln or Martin…

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America comes with both rights and responsibilities. You have, for example, the right to free speech, but you have the responsibility to…

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“We must sober up and admit that too many of the Republicans and the Democrats have played us, lied to us and…

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“Government should not be involved in marriage at all, I believe. There’s no reason for it. I don’t get the value of…

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“Look, if you don’t believe that Jesus Christ is the savior of the world, that’s fine. That’s fine. No biggie. Go your…

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“Lou Kitchenmaster, a retired teacher from Michigan, wrote an editorial in 2012 that puts the progressive position in perfect perspective: None of…

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The question is: Do we have a shadow government? And if we do, who are those intelligent minority that is guiding us…

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How blind to believe the civil rights movement ever ended. The civil rights movement never ends, and it never will. It has…

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You got to have an enemy to fight. And when you have an enemy to fight, then you can unite the entire…

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