If someone says money is not everything, it means that he either has nothing or a lot of it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
When I write something down it doesn't look funny to me. It's about the environment, it's all in the moment. — John Bishop Copy Share Image
If you truly have it, you never lose it; and if you lose it, you never truly had it. — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
“All I know is that when I whisper to dirt, my conversations are less than meaningful.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
A girl never gets mad for no reason. It may be over something small and stupid but there is still a reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I definitely knew I wanted to be an actor in high school. I was doing plays and musicals, and I loved 'Saturday… — Jerry Trainor Copy Share Image
“I want to roll my eyes, but I'm pretty soon they're going to get stuck in the back of my head, and… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
I started making skits, and I started, like, getting more followers, and, like, my friends told their friends, like, 'Oh, she actually… — Lele Pons Copy Share Image
God made Coke, god made Pepsi, god made me, OH SO SEXY! God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you.. well..… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny that through learning how to physically fight, you also learn how to navigate really complicated and hard conversations with people. — Sharice Davids Copy Share Image
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I'm a very jovial guy. I like to laugh, and when things strike me as funny, I don't hide the fact that… — Michael Rooker Copy Share Image
A friend will call you an idiot, but a best friend will not only call you one, but act like one with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't evaluate yourself, don't evaluate others. Just keep going after it. — Mike Bickle Copy Share Image
Math jokes arent funny, nothing about math is funny, math is a sin(e). — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Whenever you are alone, remind yourself that God has sent everyone else away so that there is only you and Him. — Rumi Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Pretty Soon, They'll All Abandon You, Too. Sincerely, MySpace — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Would you ever cheat in relationship? I can't get one girl, how the hell do you expect me to get two — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your gum randomly falls out your mouth when you're talking to someone — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle. — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
My responsibility to God is to live. That's the gift he gave me. What I do with it is up to me. — Mary J. Blige Copy Share Image
“Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Every one will be something worth while, something rare, something perfect. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
“Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple." Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance” — Alison Wong Copy Share Image
The Bible was written by barbarians in a barbarous, coarse and vulgar age. — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
You didn't catch me cheating. I'm a masseuse, my tongue was just giving her tongue a massage. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If your job title is head receiver, you know you're doing something right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Coding is a privilege, but that privilege is not available to most Americans. — Ali Partovi Copy Share Image
If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final. — Cyndi Lauper Copy Share Image
As life tends to become more and more distracting, let us firmly hold on to books. — A. Edward Newton Copy Share Image
