Who am I? What will I be? Why am I here? Where am I going? — Constantin Stanislavski Copy Share Image
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its not the next day until I go to sleep and wake up , unless its my b day or Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The son of a b!tch moment when you're walking around the house in socks and you step on awet spot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It’s simply doing what you’re supposed to do as well as you can when you’re supposed to do it. — Mike Krzyzewski Copy Share Image
You know the other person is bored of texting when they say 'lol' when you weren't being funny. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23. — Eliza Brittany Lawn Copy Share Image
This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to… — David Weinberger Copy Share Image
“The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer. Isabella was laughing… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do… — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I didn't understand key signatures or anything, you know. I'd say silly things at the top of a trumpet part like, 'Note,… — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
I love you, You love me, We're a happy family, With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you,… — Courtney Barnes Copy Share Image
A lot of newspaper columns used to be written in a rat-a-tat-tat, fast-paced style - and they tended to be funny. They… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I may be crazy, funny,random, and slightly insane.. but u gotta love me :D — Paul Emmanuel Copy Share Image
It's funny, sometimes life just comes down to bringing a little bit of light to somebody when you can. — Derek Trucks Copy Share Image
If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're not too young for love, just too young for about everything there is that goes with love. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
One says a lot in vain, refusing; The other mainly hears the "No. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message is like looking directly into the sun? — Mk Copy Share Image
“It seems Washinoo didn't mind being kidnapped by lunatics. He remained with Yoshitsune until the very end.” — Pamela S Turner Copy Share Image
The world we live in will be either better or worse depending on whether we become better or worse. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
The moment when you walk through a spiders web you automatically become a karate chopping ninja — Millie Darlington Copy Share Image
And now the question: what do we do with the longing for what can destroy us? — Mary Jo Bang Copy Share Image
I remember when staying up until midnight was hard to do, now it's a bad habit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like a Shit Sandwich,the more Bread the less Shit you have to Eat! — Virgil Estep Copy Share Image
In truth, it is I who have defiled myself, for one is one s own fiercest enemy. — Ding Ling Copy Share Image
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece... — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle. — John Ridley Copy Share Image
You've only got 12 notes and however you mix them up is your thing. — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
