It is your thoughts and your thoughts alone that determine what's possible for you now. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
“I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it.” — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire. — Roy Orbison Copy Share Image
When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight. — John Major Copy Share Image
With all the bullshit in my life lately, I'm surprised I can't fertilize a nice flower garden in my back yard! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: Thats why I say shes no good! — A Josland Copy Share Image
Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When he came to, the eels were still being removed from him and Anvar was congratulating one of the rivermen. The man… — Ian Livingstone Copy Share Image
Went to This Weird Store haha were Nutella was only $1.79 And at Wal-mart its like 4 dollars a jar! so I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's funny how you think you've said something when you never really did. It's also funny how you can think you've heard… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
I took nine years of French, but I can't remember any of it. I realized on the plane ride over that if… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.” — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
You think I'm shy and boring & you don't like me because of that but I don't really care. You just don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So if you aspire to be a good conversationali st, be an attentive listener. — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
Wether you call on him or don't call on him, God will be present with you. — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
Although I tried to be universal in thought, I am European by instinct and inclination. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
You have to do more than you get paid for because that’s where the fortune is. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
My parents say it's their house but when it's time to clean it magically becomes my house too - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Opening a test paper and seeing the first question and thinking ...Yup, I'm screwed — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We should rather examine, who is better learned, than who is more learned. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
My condolences on all the small talk you must endure because of your desk's proximity to the elevator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If beating ourselves up worked, we would all be thin, rich, and happy, wouldn't we? — Cheryl Richardson Copy Share Image
INTELLIGENCE is like underwear...It is important that you have it but not necessary that you show it off. — Nate Copy Share Image
My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny. — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unless we take action on climate change, future generations will be roasted, toasted, fried and grilled. — Christine Lagarde Copy Share Image
