I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can raise her up a lady but there’s one thing you just can't avoid... — Trace Adkins Copy Share Image
There are many non-intellectual countries; Australia is one of the few anti-intellectual ones. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“So? I know lots of beautiful women. Nova wanted to chase... I merely obliged her by running.” — D.D. Chant Copy Share Image
The work exists for the person as much as the person exists for the work. — Robert K. Greenleaf Copy Share Image
From the air, Vatican City looked like a marble Monopoly set. The Church owned all the property from Broadwalk to Illinois Avenue,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Uh, puedo hablar con Andrew Nelson, por favor?" I asked, feeling like an idiot. "Quien?" "El americano," I explained. "Muy grande americano."… — Kate Klise Copy Share Image
Police : Where Do You Live? Me : With My Parents. Police : Where Do Your Parents Live? Me : With Me.… — Newlove Copy Share Image
Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like,… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
It's funny how we do nice things for people and nobody ever notice it. But once we make only one mistake, they'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all." "Too bad… — Jesse Hajicek Copy Share Image
Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
My favourite line: It's kinda funny how you didn't think I would find out. — Jhiess Krieg Copy Share Image
Things I don't understand don't destroy my faith in the things I do understand. — Richard L. Evans Copy Share Image
Our lives are not just measured in years. They are measured in the lives we touch around us. — Josh Hutcherson Copy Share Image
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. — Julia Child Copy Share Image
In so far as we think, we are the all-one being that pervades everything. — Rudolf Steiner Copy Share Image
No sooner is a Temple built to God but the Devill builds a Chappell hard by. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
Instead of finding the right man, concentrate on becoming a right woman — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's more truthful. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
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When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Are you real?” Stupid. Of course he’s real. “Yes, Julie. I’m not the mystical man from your dreams.” — Caroline George Copy Share Image
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
I have enough money to Live comfortably for the rest of my life…...If I die next Tuesday. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love was just a word to me. Until you came along and gave it meaning. — James Earl Jones Copy Share Image
