I told Clooney, George, you’re worth $100 million — of course you can afford to be a socialist! — Kevin Sorbo Copy Share Image
Counting in octal is just likst counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs. — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
A jury too often has at least one member more ready to hang the panel than to hang the traitor. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
“And what exactly is it that you do?" "I do pretty much what the name implies. I shoot trouble.” — Bard Constantine Copy Share Image
My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Corne who taught you how to dance?? Because I know is not your father, he's got no sense of style… — Adaeze Agbai Copy Share Image
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
With comedy, the jokes will come out, and people will see them coming. Changes in daily life or current events can change… — Robert Lopez Copy Share Image
Words are always getting conventionalized to some secondary meaning. It is one of the works of poetry to take the truants in… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Without talent, I don't care how funny the writers are or how many comedy lines they come up, without wrestlers you can't… — Jim Cornette Copy Share Image
Over the years, it's funny: my guys will tell you and anyone that I have a problem not giving 100 percent. Because… — Lzzy Hale Copy Share Image
“Amy Bellini and Sasha Tibbles traipsed down the aisle and wriggled into the back seat, Amy right next to me. Her damp… — Ferguson Fartworthy Copy Share Image
Don't look around, you'll be impressed. Don't look down' you'll be depressed. Just look at me, you'll become attracted — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
Death is not evil, for it frees man from all ills and takes away his desires along with desire's rewards. Old age… — Giacomo Leopardi Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. — Mary-Kate Olsen Copy Share Image
We have fewer friends than we imagine, but more than we know. — Hugo von Hofmannsthal Copy Share Image
“Your tense," Will observed, staring out the windshield. "I have a ninja sitting shotgun. Of course I'm tense.” — Courtney Allison Moulton Copy Share Image
I get super paranoid whenever I walk into a store with something that they sell there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Something that's a hilarious comedy, for someone else might be a drama. — Yorgos Lanthimos Copy Share Image
Not because I don't have anything to say, I just tend not to give a fuck. — Gothsynyster Copy Share Image
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
Totally without hope, one cannot live. To live without hope is to cease to live. — Jürgen Moltmann Copy Share Image
I Will Consult with God and Know that I will be Guided to Do What is Needed. — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
They say that breaking up is hard to do, now I know, I know that it's true. — Neil Sedaka Copy Share Image
Find someone who will tremble for your touch, someone whose fingers are a poem. — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny when I m loud people tellme to b quite. but when I m quite people ask me what's wrong with… — Some 1 Copy Share Image
Whatever we cultivate in times of ease, we gather as strength for times of change. — Jack Kornfield Copy Share Image
