I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures…

“Hey, if you want something done right, don't ask me.”

— Si Robertson

People say, "Look, your book [Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you don't understand,…

— Si Robertson

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

— Si Robertson

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

— Si Robertson

One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!

— Si Robertson

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!

— Si Robertson

I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

— Si Robertson

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!

— Si Robertson

I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states

— Si Robertson

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

— Si Robertson

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.

— Si Robertson

We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.

— Si Robertson

I've worn it to church before. Camouflage and the other clothes.

— Si Robertson

Daddy had a farm - cows, pigs, OK, a big garden, OK? We did live off the land, and then we would supplement all…

— Si Robertson

People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter…

— Si Robertson