You know, it's funny, but all the people I looked up to and always admired were all racers. — Travis Pastrana Copy Share Image
“Then Sister Aquinata abandoned the nonviolent methods and produced a rolling pin from somewhere.” — Mary Robinette Kowal Copy Share Image
Either create your own journey or you'll become a part of someone else's. — Marshall Sylver Copy Share Image
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
True success is the only thing that you cannot have unless and until you have offered it to others. — Sri Chinmoy Copy Share Image
Whenever you think you're having a bad day, just remember...some people have babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny when you follow your own sort of bliss, then other people tend to respond in kind, meaning audiences. It's really… — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
That old question about whether, as a woman, you can be funny and attractive at the same time. Argh! I hate that… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
“Gee-word?" "Gods. What were you doin' the day they handed out brains, boy, anyway?" "Someone was telling a story about stealing a… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist.… — Alan Cumming Copy Share Image
You can analyse a joke and say it's funny because this guy thought this was going to happen, and that happened, and… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
To go into acting is like asking for admission to an insane asylum. Anyone may apply, but only the certifiably insane are… — Michael Shurtleff Copy Share Image
Have you ever lie so much...you start believing yourself...lol...I swear dis morning I waz like Damn did I really fuck wit Alicia… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
“Seth joined the group of very stern-looking men, and they immediately started talking, their voices too low for me to hear, but… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Dear crush don't be scared if a fat man dressed in red kidnaps you on Christmas you were on my wish list! — Bianca Knoechel Copy Share Image
Just do the best with what you have, and you'll soon be doing it better. — Gil Hodges Copy Share Image
The point we emphasize is strong confidence in our original nature. — Shunryu Suzuki Copy Share Image
While you are living, part of you has slipped away to the cemetery. — Elizabeth Hardwick Copy Share Image
The friends in my real life do tend to be smart and funny and creative. I am lucky! — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
News Flash: When a girl says she's cold, you're not supposed to say, Me too. — Mikaela Lingat Copy Share Image
If I'm wrong about God then I wasted my life. If you're wrong about God then you wasted your eternity. — LeCrae Copy Share Image
Freedom suppressed and again regained bites with keener fangs than freedom never endangered. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
Though wisdom is common, yet the many live as if they had a wisdom of their own. — Heraclitus Copy Share Image
You can't always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Seriously, it's 2012. Can we please get some waterproof phones ? I would like to text in the shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wedding dresses are white so the dishwasher will match the oven and the fridge. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to question. Don't be afraid to get fired. Don't be afraid to be wrong. — Ben Browder Copy Share Image
