You know the Dutch, they're always a bit funny... some of…

Is it O.K. that I speak in English? The only thing I know in Dutch is how to order pot.

— Eddie Vedder

I know what I can do and what I can give to the Dutch team.

— Matthijs de Ligt

I'd rather try and cram in another two gags than leave a pause to say, 'Hey, wasn't that bit funny?'

— Edgar Wright

“Most Americans know the Dutch founded what is now Greater New York City. Few realize that their influence is largely the reason New York…

— Colin Woodard

The Portuguese, Dutch and English have been for a long time year after year, shipping home the treasures of India in their big vessels.…

— Heinrich Heine

There's only one possibility: win, draw or loose.

— Franz Beckenbauer

Germany needs to have a handicap, like in golf. They ought to start each match with two goals in advance to their opposition.

— Franz Beckenbauer

I'm a professional. I don't want people to read something about me in the tabloids going out with celebrities or whatever. It might be…

— Jens Lehmann

I speak a little bit of French and German, but apparently, I'm really bad at Dutch. The pronunciations are quite hard. I tried to…

— Lauren Mayberry

They were dancing around the fountain, arm in arm, in an old Dutch dance, their cheeks touching, their hands entwined. They had no music;…

— Mark Helprin

“Vooruitgang bestaat niet, en dat is maar goed ook, want zoals het is, is het al erg genoeg.”

— Gerard Reve

How will the Tower of Babel be undone? How will we understand each other in Heaven? Will we all speak English or Dutch or…

— Peter Kreeft

“Immanuel Kant" "Noch wal”

— Hugo Claus

In Europe, Henk Tennekes was dismissed as research director of the Royal Dutch Meteorological Society after questioning the scientific underpinnings of global warming.

— Richard Lindzen

The Dutch look like a huge jar of marmalade.

— Barry Davies