The son of a b!tch moment when you're walking around the house in socks and you step on awet spot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny, sometimes life just comes down to bringing a little bit of light to somebody when you can. — Derek Trucks Copy Share Image
If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may be crazy, funny,random, and slightly insane.. but u gotta love me :D — Paul Emmanuel Copy Share Image
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23. — Eliza Brittany Lawn Copy Share Image
We're not too young for love, just too young for about everything there is that goes with love. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“It was safe to assume he'd not only read the play but then re-read it, cross-referenced the annotations, and probably joined an… — Simon Holt Copy Share Image
“Yes, I was standing on nothing but congealed starlight. Yes, I was walking up through a savage storm, the wind threatening to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
It's funny - I was a big fan of 'The Sopranos.' It became kind of a threat to 'The X-Files' in a… — Chris Carter Copy Share Image
I have a very short attention span, which is funny. I mean, you'd watch me and think that I don't, but I… — David Lowery Copy Share Image
There are many styles of standup, but the comedians I like are people like Dick Gregory and Richard Pryor. Because Richard Pryor… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
“Me too, Arch,” Jeremiah said. “I want an answer about my request to transfer. Even now, my balls are shrinking in anticipation… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This is a good look. I'm gonna mess him up," Pattinson praises Stewart. "And I'm just like, I don't know what's going… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
The world we live in will be either better or worse depending on whether we become better or worse. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“It seems Washinoo didn't mind being kidnapped by lunatics. He remained with Yoshitsune until the very end.” — Pamela S Turner Copy Share Image
One says a lot in vain, refusing; The other mainly hears the "No. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message is like looking directly into the sun? — Mk Copy Share Image
Life is like a Shit Sandwich,the more Bread the less Shit you have to Eat! — Virgil Estep Copy Share Image
In truth, it is I who have defiled myself, for one is one s own fiercest enemy. — Ding Ling Copy Share Image
I remember when staying up until midnight was hard to do, now it's a bad habit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And now the question: what do we do with the longing for what can destroy us? — Mary Jo Bang Copy Share Image
The moment when you walk through a spiders web you automatically become a karate chopping ninja — Millie Darlington Copy Share Image
Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle. — John Ridley Copy Share Image
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece... — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
You've only got 12 notes and however you mix them up is your thing. — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Always be a beginner at something, and always be in love with what you are beginning. — Bill Buxton Copy Share Image
“Noctis… this is a little embarrassing, but…your male anatomy is bothering me.” — Dahlia Lu Copy Share Image
Marie Curie is, of all celebrated beings, the only one whom fame has not corrupted. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
