The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Appreciate Somebody When You With Them , Not When Their With Somebody NEW — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When people are deeply affected by the Word, they tell it to other people. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you. — Leo Howard Copy Share Image
They say they're plenty of fish in the sea, but then again I'm a pretty bad fisherman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? — Karan Copy Share Image
It's sad for a girl to reach the age where men consider her charmless, but it's worse for a man to attain… — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City. One is "Hey taxi." Two is "What train do… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Le Corbusier is an outstanding writer. His ideas achieved their impact in large measure because he could write so convincingly. His style… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
I got a lot of unwanted attention when I was young. I'd be at a tournament at age 9 and there'd be… — Bradley Wright-Phillips Copy Share Image
Caring for someone is easy but to make someone care for you is difficult¦ So never lose the one who really cares… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“That's not what he meant," Rachel says again, pink flushing her cheeks. "Actually, I meant-" I start to say, but Willow cuts… — C.J. Redwine Copy Share Image
You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and… — Eminem Copy Share Image
There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
“He made my truth light and funny without diminishing the importance of it.” — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it should be postponed. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
A Christian isn't necessarily any nicer than anybody else, just better informed. — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
Cram nailed his colours to the mast and threw down the Great Pretender — Ron Pickering Copy Share Image
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A females smile is better than the duckface…unless her teeth are fucked up. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Kagura: It’s the same as always. He doesn’t pursue those who leave, and ignores those who come. — Hideaki Sorachi Copy Share Image
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. — Jemima Kirke Copy Share Image
A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I have no place in my life for someone who is sure he can do everything. --Steelmind — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
There are known knowns and known unknowns, but what we should be worried about most is the unknown unknowns. — Gary Marcus Copy Share Image
What's this business of being a writer. It's just putting one word after another. — Irving Thalberg Copy Share Image
I find it hard to say, because when I was there it seemed to be shut. — Clement Freud Copy Share Image
