Let your thoughts be ruled by principle, and then live up to your thoughts. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
Anytime you part with money, bless it and say - 'There's always more where that came from.' — Marie Forleo Copy Share Image
Self Control; The ability to prevent myself from beating the sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
You always find things you didn't know you were going to say, and that is the adventure... — John Updike Copy Share Image
Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning youre something people dont see that often. — Ashley Purdy Copy Share Image
I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Career wise, I think the dream for many of us is some kind of late night type of show. Something where you're… — Michelle Beadle Copy Share Image
“I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
I have Janicza solely to thank for my growth as an actor because she saw in me something that other people just… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
When my father died, my mother came back from being Mrs. Birkin to being Judy Campbell. She was a stunning actress. She… — Jane Birkin Copy Share Image
With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife,… — Jim Bouton Copy Share Image
It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back… — Jennifer Connelly Copy Share Image
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Some characters become your friends for life. That's how it was for me with Betsy-Tacy. — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
The rule that covers everything is: how you are with others, expect that back. — Rumi Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when you are telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you — Cyvin Jay Copy Share Image
The perfect man is like the Lochness Monster... they say he exists but no one's ever seen him! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we lose Fenway, we lose the sense that somebody sat here and watched Ted Williams hit. — Bob Costas Copy Share Image
It is morally as bad not to care whether anything is true or not... — Edwin Way Teale Copy Share Image
There will be days when the stuff is not flowing freely. What you do then is MAKE IT UP! — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
It's funny: wrestlers and comics bond over remembering their best shows and their absolute worst shows. — Mick Foley Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you cant decide if you should cross the street before or after the car goes — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
Before marriage, her parents wonder when he will go home; after marriage, she wonders when he will come home. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
