To sue to live, I find I seek to die; And, seeking death, find life: let it come on. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Didn't know how to say farewell so I slapped him in the face and ran away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.' — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who spends their weekends on the computer,eating, and watching movies all by themselves? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone told me: If you don't eat, you don't shit. If you don't shit, you die. ( True ) — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Buy real records in real shops, or I'll come round your house and scream at your mother. — Ian Gillan Copy Share Image
I would take away my fear of nude dorfs. I feel like I'm missing out on allot of life experiences. Just with… — MattG124 Copy Share Image
We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire… — Ethan Hawke Copy Share Image
To Do List : 1: Buy 4 Pigs 2: Paint numbers 1,2,3 & 5 on their backs 3: Release them in Wal-Mart 4: Sit back watch Security search for 4 — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody said that a film that funny can't win because normally your Cannes winner will be something more serious. It's not very… — Claes Bang Copy Share Image
Dear eavesdropping boys, No, we weren't really talking about tampons. We just wanted you to go away. Sincerely, it worked, didn't it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“His ears caught a sweet chiming noise, and a moment later a warm rush fell over his body. How we doing Rhage?… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you possess happiness you possess everything: to be happy is to be in tune with God. — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I hope I get to go home tomorrow.. I hate being here at my moms house.. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
We all have wings, but it is up to each one of us to have the courage to fly — Miranda Kerr Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The sea is the same as it has been since before men ever went on it in boats. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Whenever you are alone, remind yourself that God has sent everyone else away so that there is only you and Him. — Rumi Copy Share Image
Math jokes arent funny, nothing about math is funny, math is a sin(e). — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Don't evaluate yourself, don't evaluate others. Just keep going after it. — Mike Bickle Copy Share Image
A friend will call you an idiot, but a best friend will not only call you one, but act like one with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Pretty Soon, They'll All Abandon You, Too. Sincerely, MySpace — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
