You have to do more than you get paid for because that’s where the fortune is. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
My parents say it's their house but when it's time to clean it magically becomes my house too - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Although I tried to be universal in thought, I am European by instinct and inclination. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny. — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
INTELLIGENCE is like underwear...It is important that you have it but not necessary that you show it off. — Nate Copy Share Image
If beating ourselves up worked, we would all be thin, rich, and happy, wouldn't we? — Cheryl Richardson Copy Share Image
“Was it just her, or did lovers look more adoringly at each other in this city? Especially in the springtime. 'Die, bastards.'… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Funny thing about the volatile and biased French crowds. While they'd prefer to be cheering a countryman and giving his foreign opponent… — Rod Laver Copy Share Image
“Really, it's amazing. You are his other half, Alexandria, You are fated to be with him. You belong to him." It felt… — Jennifer Armintrout Copy Share Image
I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“His response filled me with glee. It was as if a unicorn had appeared beneath a double rainbow and started tap dancing.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Well, child? Aren't you going to try to turn me into some kind of unspeakable creature? I don't think I shall bother,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
You know when you go into a restaurant, and it gets busy and they start a waiting list, and they start calling… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unless we take action on climate change, future generations will be roasted, toasted, fried and grilled. — Christine Lagarde Copy Share Image
The Giver of life gave it for happiness and not for wretchedness. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
These are just things that we don't know, and that's where trust and faith come in. — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgement; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The resistance is not something to be avoided, it's something to seek out. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The grand tune is the only thing in music that the great public really understands. — Thomas Beecham Copy Share Image
Laws and institutions, like clocks, must occasionally be cleaned, wound up, and set to true time. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
What is it that you like doing? If you don't like it, get out of it, because you'll be lousy at it. — Lee Iacocca Copy Share Image
Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
