Instead of finding the right man, concentrate on becoming a right woman — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
No sooner is a Temple built to God but the Devill builds a Chappell hard by. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
In so far as we think, we are the all-one being that pervades everything. — Rudolf Steiner Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DUDE I WANT FUCKiNG DiMPLES LiKE iF YOU HAVE DiMPLES LUCKY BEAUTiFUL PEOPLE c; im jealouse of use. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's more truthful. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
If anyone ever paid attention to my Twitter awhile back, I had a blast on there. I wrote whatever I wanted to… — Matt Mitrione Copy Share Image
I just do what I gotta do and try to show people I can write some funny lyrics and play piano, and… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I hit Instagram and Twitter as soon as I wake up. And then I check my texts and emails. It's funny that… — Guillermo Diaz Copy Share Image
All women are witches, but if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will probably spare you from black… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“She didn‟t look like the athletic type to me.” “Maybe Nemov carried her. He looked like he could.” “He looked like he… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
Dear Mom, thanks for not answering the phone. I could be locked in some rapist's basementfor all you know. Thanks, nice to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The cord pulled taut and she rebounded, flying back up before falling again. As her velocity slowed, she opened her eyes and… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Funny how some people have to live on a bowl of salad to lose weight (Me) and some people eat 3 bars… — Tequilamucho Copy Share Image
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“Are you real?” Stupid. Of course he’s real. “Yes, Julie. I’m not the mystical man from your dreams.” — Caroline George Copy Share Image
Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love was just a word to me. Until you came along and gave it meaning. — James Earl Jones Copy Share Image
“I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it.” — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
It is your thoughts and your thoughts alone that determine what's possible for you now. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
I have enough money to Live comfortably for the rest of my life…...If I die next Tuesday. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
With all the bullshit in my life lately, I'm surprised I can't fertilize a nice flower garden in my back yard! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: Thats why I say shes no good! — A Josland Copy Share Image
When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight. — John Major Copy Share Image
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire. — Roy Orbison Copy Share Image
Wether you call on him or don't call on him, God will be present with you. — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
So if you aspire to be a good conversationali st, be an attentive listener. — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
My condolences on all the small talk you must endure because of your desk's proximity to the elevator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Opening a test paper and seeing the first question and thinking ...Yup, I'm screwed — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We should rather examine, who is better learned, than who is more learned. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
