“If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say. — Author Name Copy Share Image
An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order. — Mike Barfield Copy Share Image
I say funny stuff in my songs sometimes, but it's still all in the seriousness of the music and the craft. — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
The less it is possible that something can be, the more it must be. — Robert M. Sapolsky Copy Share Image
Perhaps no other book has been denounced so vigorously by those who have never read it as has the Book of Mormon. — Boyd K. Packer Copy Share Image
There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Yes, I thought I was joining Manchester United, I was misled by all involved. I wasnt aware of another Manchester team — Robinho Copy Share Image
People get so heated about it and can't see the funny side, I think. And plus, everything's been said. It must be… — Diane Morgan Copy Share Image
It's just not funny to disrespect other people's beliefs, backgrounds, cultures, or identities when those are deeply rooted in longstanding oppression. Jokes… — Franchesca Ramsey Copy Share Image
Then there was the man who declared in court, he wasn't a person. "Excuse me, sir, why haven't you paid your taxes."… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“Why look'e, young gentleman," said Toby, "when a man keeps himself so very ex-clusive as I have done, and by that means… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Ladies, there's always going to be that one girl who's prettier than you, but you've just got to find that one guy… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
All your dreams will come true... Just remember that your nightmares are also your dreams... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He reminded me a little of Walt Disney's version of a mad scientist. — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
The interesting thing about coaching is that you have to trouble the comfortable, and comfort the troubled — Ric Charlesworth Copy Share Image
. . .nature indifferently copied is far superior to the best idealities. — John James Audubon Copy Share Image
“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Is It Bad That i've Eaten About 18 Blue Jolly Ranchers? My Tongue Is a VERY Dark Blue lol - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no reasoning someone out of a position he has not reasoned himself into. — Clive James Copy Share Image
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Sol Campbell there, using his strength. And that is his strength. His strength. — Kevin Keegan Copy Share Image
How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of women who like to talk a lot; the married women and the single ones. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
“Whoa, don't assume, dude," Marco said. "My mom always said, when you assume you make an ass of u and me --” — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
