Many people dying from natural causes. Forget Aids and Cancer, we need a cure for natural causes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I was, am and always will be a student…, the day I stop learning, is the day I die. — Terence Lewis Copy Share Image
The only time you lose at something is when you don't learn from that experience. — Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
that strictly(and how)scienti fic land of supernod where freedom is compulsory and only man is god. — e. e. cummings Copy Share Image
Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
Every night on my show, The Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, okay? I give people the truth, unfiltered by… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
If you get too engrossed and involved and concerned in regard to things over which you have no control, it will adversely… — John Wooden Copy Share Image
Knock on wood is a saying for good luck. I think that started when someone went to someone's door to see if… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
But whether thus submissively or not, at least be sure that you go to the author to get at his meaning, not… — John Ruskin Copy Share Image
Before perfect times, if you enjoyed/ take a test of screw, rather than yourself is dangerous for social reputation of your parents.… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
“The smell of burning firewood and the molding of organic, earthy substances reminded her of jumping wildly into the enormous leaf piles… — Abby Slovin Copy Share Image
Micro humor is a joke that's contained in the writing: it's a punch line, it's a turn of phrase, it's something that… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Sorry that guy who didn't want to have sex with you didn't turn out to be gay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The U.S. victory in Gulf War was a stirring victory for the forces of aggression. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
Women, you may as well go for the younger man -- they never mature anyway! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The best words for resolving a disagreement are, "I could be wrong; I often am." It's true. — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
We never know what’s in us till we stand by ourselves” (George Meredith, ORF) — George Meredith Copy Share Image
If you don't let things develop, it's like keeping something in a bag and not letting it out to fly — Earl Scruggs Copy Share Image
He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them. — Confucius Copy Share Image
If you love something enough, it will reveal itself to you. — George Washington Carver Copy Share Image
I wish IBM would create a computer to replace the people who watch Jeopardy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake. — Duke of Wellington Copy Share Image
Two things I'm thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid my family and friends. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You don't know how much you've grown- until trouble comes back for an encore. — T. D. Jakes Copy Share Image
Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have. — Charles Kettering Copy Share Image
I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
