I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If you possess happiness you possess everything: to be happy is to be in tune with God. — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Buy real records in real shops, or I'll come round your house and scream at your mother. — Ian Gillan Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who spends their weekends on the computer,eating, and watching movies all by themselves? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone told me: If you don't eat, you don't shit. If you don't shit, you die. ( True ) — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment, Is That Moment When You Talk To Yourself And You Start Smiling Like An Idiot, Because You're Just So… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
It’s like life. The more knowledge you get, the more questions you ask. The smarter you get, the more you realize that… — Georges St-Pierre Copy Share Image
Someone's killed 100,000 people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning!… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Jill Soloway is a friend of mine. She does 'Transparent,' and she's amazingly funny and brilliant and bright. And I love her… — Kenya Barris Copy Share Image
Physically I'm not as strong as I was, but I try to make up for it mentally. It's a big challenge, and… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
My sister Wendy has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo on top of the VCR, where they're… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow. — Family Guy Copy Share Image
“Don't you just hate that, you meet a girl she seems pretty nice, you tell all your friends and before you know… — L.j Smith Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.' — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
To sue to live, I find I seek to die; And, seeking death, find life: let it come on. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Didn't know how to say farewell so I slapped him in the face and ran away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny, as most players get worse on the greens as they get older, but I feel it's the other way with… — Justin Rose Copy Share Image
You can do not just twice as much but 200 times as much when you have a good partner. — Arianna Huffington Copy Share Image
Dear Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right. Sincerely, EVERYBODY WITH AN UN-COMMON NAME — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how old I get, I'm still going to mentally sing ABC's to see which letter comes next..!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By going back to your own center you can always find the pure idea of right for every relationship. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
“disclosure: (n.) when they finally tell us everything and nothing changes.” — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
Once we know something, we find it hard to imagine what it was like not to know it. — Chip Heath Copy Share Image
The point of being over 40 is to fulfill the desires you've been harboring since you were 7. — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
Money cant buy happiness but some how its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The internet should have a place where you can officially register as an Ass Guy or Boob Guy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police - the GOP. — Samuel Goldwyn Copy Share Image
If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
