It is not that we don't know the right answers, it is just that we don't ask the right questions. — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
Thumbs up you say EA Sports, its in the game along with the guy who says it — Ronde Dawson Copy Share Image
It upsets me where you do a take and people go 'that's so funny,' and you think 'I was being serious.' — Tom Bateman Copy Share Image
“Ma didn't think puns were funny but couldn't help laughing at the naughty look Pa gave her when he made one.” — Laura Ingalls Wilder Copy Share Image
People say that beauty is on the inside, but I would prefer a pretty face over a pretty kidney. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When I want to have this teenage but funny way to be, I think about Ariana Grande. — Anitta Copy Share Image
Gahhh! I just made a big mess, now the floors are gonna be sticky... (shutup I spilled my sunny D. ) lol… — Syoung Copy Share Image
It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my… — Bobby Lee Copy Share Image
“You're considerate and funny and you're a lover out of my dreams. Should I develop a taste for luxuries- which I may… — Anna Campbell Copy Share Image
“- Never. I've gone completely mar for you, Taylor Antonia Marsh. - That's not even my middle name! - It's a middle… — Elle Kennedy Copy Share Image
I had been an abject fan of Martin and Lewis when I was a kid. I just thought they were terribly funny.… — Peter Bogdanovich Copy Share Image
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“She took two steps to the left. He shadowed her. She took three quick steps to the right. He did the same.… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to… — Barney Kessel Copy Share Image
Learn everything you possibly can, and you will discover later that none of it was superfluous. — Hugh of Saint Victor Copy Share Image
“I did not ask for your help.' 'But you have it nonetheless.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Nearness to God brings likeness to God. The more you see God the more of God will be seen in you. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
TheBiggestLies Classmate: Do you have any gum? ; Me: Nah man, I got it from someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't set out to write some female-empowering movie; I just wanted to write a funny college comedy. — Kay Cannon Copy Share Image
Everybody who belongs to Christ belongs to everybody who belongs to Christ — E. Stanley Jones Copy Share Image
People often ask what I think of Michael McIntyre. I think he's funny. He's a nice bloke. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
The sea is the same as it has been since before men ever went on it in boats. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
We all have wings, but it is up to each one of us to have the courage to fly — Miranda Kerr Copy Share Image
I hope I get to go home tomorrow.. I hate being here at my moms house.. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
