Beautifully-acted and precisely observed, ILO ILO is an amazing debut, full of heart and intelligence. — Ang Lee Copy Share Image
The odd things that people say to you are so much more hilarious than what you can come up with. — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
All pictures painted inside in the studio will never be as good as the things done outside. — Paul Cezanne Copy Share Image
Offering Dragons quarter is no good, they regrow all their parts and come on again. They have to be killed. — John Berryman Copy Share Image
It was Nick Willing's intention to make 'Hatter' as sarcastically British funny as he could. — Andrew-Lee Potts Copy Share Image
Your life begins to change when you change something you do every day. — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
“Bet it would be even more awkward if I kissed you now, huh?' Yes, please. 'The next time we kiss had better… — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Thomas Jefferson once said. He said , "We should never judge a President by his age, only by his works." And ever… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“Setne laughed. “Nice try, dol. You guys sit tight. If you make it through the big shake-up, I’ll come back and get… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Sgt. Hartman: 'How tall are you, Private?'... Private Cowboy: 'Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!'... Sgt. Hartman: 'Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that… — Gunnery Sgt Hartmant Copy Share Image
You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then… — Cindy Crawford Copy Share Image
That is what I got into comedy for, to be able to challenge myself and just grow as a comedian and find… — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
You're a jerk, an asshole, and immature you don't make sense and sometimes, I just want to strangle you, but on top… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale Copy Share Image
“If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat.” — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
What's funny is that you can think you really value your life until you almost lose it. — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
1 Facebook friend request* 0 Mutual friends. You're not even from my country, how the hell did you find me ?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
This global recession has had a detrimental effect on my sex life. It's ages since I've been able to afford it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I'm playing an Indian in a Hollywood film, I won't do it in any funny Indian accent. — Huma Qureshi Copy Share Image
Listen carefully, because I don't repeat myself - and if I do, I get testy. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
It's funny how things change slowly, until the day we realize they've changed completely. — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
“Look at him,” she said, shaking her head. “Travis Maddox: Mr. Mom.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
I may be sad now but the next time you see me I will happy knowing I'm one step closer finding MR.Right. — Miranda Copy Share Image
Why do porn stars tweet pics of their kids? Factory workers don't tweet pics of their on-the-job accidents .. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Men have always been afraid that women could get along without them. — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On hitting a shaken opponent - His legs turned to spaghetti and I was all over him like the sauce. — Vinny Paz Copy Share Image
