There is no place more delightful than one's own fireside. Nullus est locus domestica sede jucundior. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have… — Bat Masterson Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is Americas national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. — Michael Dresser Copy Share Image
There's a couple of movie parts that I can't remember. There was always something kind of lurking, because when 'The Office' started,… — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
“... you saw how he was more than happy to serve Amarantha to remain unscathed.' ... Rhys let out a dark laugh.… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“How funny.” I say flatly. “and I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.” His laugh… — K. Larsen Copy Share Image
People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church. —Mrs.… — Debbie Macomber Copy Share Image
Teacher : Please go to page 364 in your text book. Random kid in the back : OMG I JUST FLIPPED RIGHT… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“How's the training?' She gave him a smile- a true one. 'Good. We're learning how to disembowel a male.' Lucien choked on… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. — Paul R. Ehrlich Copy Share Image
There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up. — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
The best part of your life is when your family becomes your friends and your friends become your family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It may be best to set aside the rest of May to apologize for what you're going to do this Cinco de… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those from whom nature has withheld taste invented trousers. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
When I was younger I had everything handed to me on a plate... Soup was a nightmare — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I was no longer the centre of my life and therefore I could see God in everything. — Venerable Bede Copy Share Image
Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
The Really Annoying Moment Is That When Your Mom Sits Down Next To You, While You're On The Computer... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I was a lesbian for a semester at Wesleyan - it was a graduation requirement. — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
Wanna know why they call me Gandy Candy? Cuz' Its Trick-er-treat all year round' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. — Danny McGoorty Copy Share Image
If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Call to me and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.' — Jeremiah Copy Share Image
