As soon as I got funny, I killed any majestic intentions in my work. — William Wegman Copy Share Image
Wherever flaxseeds become a regular food item among the people, there will be better health. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love, it seems to me, is the condition in which one is most contentedly oneself. — Tony Judt Copy Share Image
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
We are always in the place of beginning; there is no advance in infinity. — Northrop Frye Copy Share Image
Economy is a subject which admits of being treated with levity, but it cannot so be disposed of. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I love being married. Its so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You're always being led to your highest good, as long as you have the courage to listen. — Marie Forleo Copy Share Image
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It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
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The enduring is something which must be accounted for. One cannot simply shrug it off. — Walker Percy Copy Share Image
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That one song on your iPod that plays real loud and scares the shit out of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
I was frustrated. I was doing some bad movies, movies that I knew going in were not going to be great. — Joan Chen Copy Share Image
