Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Seeing someone with a bangin' body! but an ugly face and getting so devistated! — Zendy Copy Share Image
Leadership is not something you do to people. It's something you do with people. — Ken Blanchard Copy Share Image
People in a cluster are bound to each other automatically, and can see each other automatically. — J. Michael Straczynski Copy Share Image
I survived 12 years of my life with no internet, but now I can't survive like 12 seconds waiting for a page to load. — Johnneil Bertrand Copy Share Image
“We should go swimming," Anna says, out of the blue. (...) Danny looks at her like she just suggested knocking over the… — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
My background is all comedy. I've been doing improv since I was 17. It's funny, because when I meet people, I'm known… — Derek Mears Copy Share Image
I don't care whether people say, ''The Office' is rubbish, 'Extras' is worse, 'Flanimals' is a waste of time. He's not funny;… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of… — Patty Duke Copy Share Image
God did not create woman as a s3x object for man. He created woman so that she may become his equal partner… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
What's funny is that in the '90s, growing up in the black church, everyone around you was older, so your swag became… — Kirk Franklin Copy Share Image
“What? What's so funny? Some idiot tried to put a stake through your heart, and he didn't even hit the darn thing!"… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“I am like a dead begonia hanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a f**k.” — David Leviathan Copy Share Image
“You are beautiful because you’re funny. You are alive because you’re a question.” — Morgan Parker Copy Share Image
Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone. — David Walton Copy Share Image
Her sureness was based on the power to limit experience arbitrarily. — Nathanael West Copy Share Image
Tell a girl she's pretty and she won't believe you. Tell her she's ugly, and she'll believe it forever. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
He who cannot establish dominion over himself will have no dominion over others. — Leonardo da Vinci Copy Share Image
When you were 5,Sticking your tongue out,Was like giving them the middle finger. :-) — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God sent you here to prepare for a future greater than anything can imagine. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf Copy Share Image
A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there. — Bill Madlock Copy Share Image
“Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
I am sure of very little, and I shouldn't be surprised if those things were wrong. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
The funny thing about life is, it can change your worst problem into the funniest joke. It just needs time. — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
My relationship with my sibling(s)? We're pretty close. Although, my older sister and I argue a lot:P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
