When I say I love schools I mean I love meeting my friends and playing with them :) — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Never let the things money can buy, rob you of the things money can't buy. — Adrian Rogers Copy Share Image
Lets play post office¦ Lick You, stick you, and send you on your way... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Come like a Horse, Sit like a Thief, And Go like a King… This Slogan was written on a.. Public Toilet Door. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I find it quite funny to see players rolling over trying to win free-kicks or get opponents booked. I've never done that,… — Shaun Wright-Phillips Copy Share Image
There is a saying that if you get something for free, you should know that you're the product. It was never more… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
Did You Know About My relationship with my sibling(s)? We're pretty close. Although, my older sister and I argue a lot:P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to wake up with you in the morning hours. I want to get hot and sweaty together. I want us… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Weird people are funny. If you're just completely normal, you're boring. So I so much prefer weird people to boring people. — Bobbie Copy Share Image
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Dear spiders, if I see you outside, I will let you live. But if I see you in my house, I will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
There's been thousands of very, very funny and also very, very nasty tweets about me. — James Charles Copy Share Image
“You should write about your life. It's kind of funny. When it's not depressing as hell.” — Jeni Decker Copy Share Image
*Playing bingo* Me: Yes! I only need one more! Someone: BINGO! Me: NOOOO! F*CK YOU! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My heart is like a cabbage divided into two. I gave the leaves to others and my heart to you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
Pay attention, I'm only going to show you this once! ~ suicide bomber teacher. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn't happen again. If I could, I would have carried on playing. — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
Barking dogs seldom bite, but beware of those dogs that know this proverb. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
I just heard a strange noise coming from downstairs. I refuse to say Who's there? Those people always die. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You must be single minded. Drive for the one thing on which you have decided. — George S. Patton Copy Share Image
Nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they seemed — Green Monk Copy Share Image
It is so funny because I was always embarrassed because I never had formal training in acting. — Haley Bennett Copy Share Image
There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
For this God is our God for ever and ever: he will be our guide even unto death. — Octavius Winslow Copy Share Image
Finish what you're writing. Whatever you have to do to finish it, finish it. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
