Everything is on a reduced scale here in the Polar regions; we can't afford to be extravagant. — Roald Amundsen Copy Share Image
I think I hang out with some pretty witty people, but we're never that funny. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
When I have eliminated the ways that will not work, I will find the way that will work. — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
The first testicular gaurd, the *Cup*, was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
“And there is one disconcerting thing about working with a computer – it's likely to talk back to you. You make some… — John Drury Clark Copy Share Image
“Anything else you want to discuss before we begin?” “Who cuts your hair? You should run them through with their own thinning… — J.A. Rock Copy Share Image
It's funny shooting movies because you get to see clubs during daylight hours, which no one should ever see - it's not… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
'Adulting' will cover some topics that I, as a young woman, constantly think and worry about, so I hope others find it… — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
They say women love surprises but come out from under her bed yelling surprise! & you get arrested & sent to prison. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
