To reclaim the prodigal is well, but to save him from ever being a prodigal is better. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when you can't help but giggle in a serious situation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing that my classmate tough me is stay away from them when I'm eating. — Khat Leen Copy Share Image
Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until it's over. — Nicole Holofcener Copy Share Image
It's so funny, this thing of 'overnight success.' I've been doing this for 20 years, but yes, sure, it happened overnight! — Brett Goldstein Copy Share Image
“Never mind gas masks and fallout shelters in the event of biological warfare. Many New Yorkers move from place to place equipped… — Isabel Lopez Copy Share Image
I just talk about the funny things in my life, and the idea is that my observations reflect the lives of my… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I think my parents are both very funny in their own right. Sometimes intentionally, and sometimes not which tends to be the… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
After getting married, the most romantic sex positions is 96. That's where you sleep with your backs to each other and never… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'd love to do something funny. Our work often deals with tough subjects. You do your research and it can be quite… — Adrian Dunbar Copy Share Image
It was not easy victory in the America Cup. Our boys spent years experimenting with different designs for their boat before they… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
