What I want to do is to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with sparkle for men. It's so funny watching people's reaction to a disco-ball shoe! — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine. But if you laugh without a reason,you need a medicine..! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
I myself won't do anything, but I won't stop anyone else from acting. — Walther von Brauchitsch Copy Share Image
I do not ask for my music to be interpreted, but only for it to be played. — Maurice Ravel Copy Share Image
The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man never saw me in my sport outfit. — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm singing a song and somebody corrects me -.- b*tch what if I was freestyling?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
CB4 is never coming back. A few years later, I think I'm a much better player. It's funny, even all the way… — Chris Bosh Copy Share Image
“She says, "I'll swear by the rose tattooed on my ass, that old man raped me." Here, the funeral parade stops. At… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Aint nothing worse than a dumb smart nigga smokin weed--side effects of smokin weed--hungary, happy, sleepy, and dumb people thinking their smart — Shar-rae Copy Share Image
Its Funny How Even After Everything You Put Me Through I Still Came Back To You...ððð Glad We Worked Things Out ð — Nichole Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get… — Norm Crosby Copy Share Image
School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Oh, cool. Teachers… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog to see the sport, he should take care to avoid… — Robert M. Pirsig Copy Share Image
