People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. -Issac Asimov- — Keisha V Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.” — Melody Sohayegh Copy Share Image
“Ever play 'mirror mirror on the wall' with two mirrors facing each other?” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Some days I do not have the strength to get out of bed, then I am reminded why I have to. Bills. — Michael Kilby Copy Share Image
Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm outgoing. My best friends know that I'm completely insane. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I met Tim Robinson once - we've met a few times since then, but the first time we met, he said, 'Oh,… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Totally drained he could only manage one but he made it a good one tongue included. “Delicious ” he murmured. “So depraved… — Finn Marlowe Copy Share Image
I like dark humor. I think the world is very funny and tragic, and my photographs are basically dark Jewish humor. — William Klein Copy Share Image
For me, 'Jaws' is much more of an adventure movie, but when it's scary, it's terrifying. When it's funny, it's hilarious. When… — Dan Trachtenberg Copy Share Image
I'm always dying to do more comedic parts, I love it when I get to do something really overblown like Crazy, Stupid,… — Marisa Tomei Copy Share Image
