Girl: On a scale from 1 to 10, how pretty do you think I am? Boy: 9 Girl: Why?? Boy: Because I'm the 1 for you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :) — Nate Copy Share Image
Blessed are those who are so naive that they do not know what they cannot do. — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
You have to know the reality and the reality is that we are eternal. — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
Just Detach From False Mental Objects And Be Enlightened To Being-As-Is — Baizhang Huaihai Copy Share Image
In general, watching children's television is a dark and surreal descent into madness where the characters on the screen talk directly to… — John Green Copy Share Image
There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seriously, the Olympic badminton players were apparently trying to lose on purpose, a big story. But really, think about it, if you… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
It's so funny how social media was just this fun thing, and now it's this monster that consumes so many millennial lives. — Cazzie David Copy Share Image
It's funny how we can remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs, but can't remember anything when we study for a test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when… — Drew Brees Copy Share Image
