My summer vacation consists of periodically noticing the exotic beach location I use as a desktop pattern. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's about Russia. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
We are better pleased to see those on whom we confer benefits than those from whom we receive them. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
“...She says with that misty far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis.” — Aditi Mathur Kumar Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
“You are the night." "I am the night," I repeated. "You are the night." I cocked my head, sending him a questioning… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
Tiger is a funny guy. I want to beat him as badly as anybody else but I respect him. He has been… — Paul Casey Copy Share Image
My personal trainer told me to listen to my body while working out so I left the gym & went to get… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Xav sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. 'Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly.' 'Lola?' squeaked Diamond. I… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
Mrs. Campbell once attempted to smuggle her pet Pekingese through customs by tucking him inside the upper part of her cape. "Everything… — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
A mad man was seen with his head in a mail box man: excuse me sir..are you all right? What are you… — Dukilicious Copy Share Image
“It is so easy to let life go by us in its swift amusing course, that sometimes it hardly seems worthwhile to… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
When I realised I had a facility for humour, I latched on to it, and it gave me confidence and I built… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
