Dudes need to stop saying 'Money over bitches' when they get neither. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hes a guy who gets up at six oclock in the morning regardless of what time it is. — Lou Deva Copy Share Image
The value of travel is not just the travel but what the travel makes of you. — Robin Sharma Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as Superwoman. You cant have everything if you do everything. — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
In 'House of Boys,' I wanted to be in drag. It was amazing to be in the middle of all these drag… — Udo Kier Copy Share Image
It's funny, having the same name as someone. Me, Emma Watson and Emma Stone, the amount of times I've been called Emma… — Emma Roberts Copy Share Image
“The Demon curled its lips back, revealing a double row of needle-sharp teeth. I considered changing my chosen course of action; I… — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Hell if I know. I’m twenty-six, single, just signed a year lease on an apartment…” She touched her eyebrows with her fingertips.… — Nicole Castro Copy Share Image
One of the things I love about Helena Bonham Carter is that she is ravishing, but she does as much as she… — Eileen Atkins Copy Share Image
I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did,… — Terry Jones Copy Share Image
It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly… — Randy Pausch Copy Share Image
