God has given us control over one thing in our lives - our thoughts. — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
Under any system of society ... the family holds the future in its bosom. — Charles Franklin Thwing Copy Share Image
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
Live authentically. Live your truth. And if you love me for anything, love me because I live mine. — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
Comic Sans walked into a bar. The bartender frowned and said, We don't serve your type here. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The besom of reform hath swept him out of office, and a worthier successor wears his dignity and pockets his emoluments.” — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
Looking for soulmate. Description: Smart, funny, good-looking & loves to battle with lightsaber swords while making sound effects. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“You've got the fountain of youth hidden in your pants." "What the fuck does that even mean?" Hook demanded, then held up… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
It is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up and you're like, "I stayed up to… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
The Lazysphere - a working definition - is a group of bloggers who I won't name by name, but you can spot… — Steve Rubel Copy Share Image
“She wasn’t the only one who was overjoyed. Deacon had launched himself at Aiden—Aiden saintly St. Delphi—nearly knocking him backward, over a… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Normally, it's one or the other - a pretty, straight woman or a more charactery woman who isn't supposed to be attractive.… — Becki Newton Copy Share Image
