A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn't understand what had been said. — Niels Bohr Copy Share Image
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I talk to God and make deals with him every time I gamble. Otherwise, I leave him alone. — Max Rubin Copy Share Image
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It's always really funny to watch someone who really wants something who isn't getting it but who's desperate for it. — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
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As it's your 40th birthday This, we'd like to say May you be bathed in goodness, happiness and sunshineness On this, your… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
