A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. — Louis Pasteur Copy Share Image
Thought that is no longer limited, brings experience that is no longer limited — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
I want to remind you that everything is funny as long as its not happening to you. Happy April Fools Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Always when you can spend time with Dirk, it's amazing. Just a great time. You're never bored. You always have jokes. But… — Luka Doncic Copy Share Image
I think that I identify with Philadelphia for a lot of reasons. Without even thinking about it, I called myself 'Philly's Constant… — Kurt Vile Copy Share Image
“A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand...well, God put a lot of… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
“Really, was there anything more amusing than watching a man in an immaculate designer suit flailing his arms like a baby bird,… — J.S. Scott Copy Share Image
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles,… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you." "I'm not fondling you. I'm looking… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I've always had a feeling that maybe God and Satan were females.. because guys can't keep grudges for this long.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
