“It's funny, you know. The times that seem so trivial end up meaning so much.” — Jeffrey Blount Copy Share Image
Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's more important you learn what to make movies about than how to make movies — J. J. Abrams Copy Share Image
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The first thing that I learned - and I understood it at a really young age - was that I could get… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
My friend had breast cancer and I came with her to the operation. We were taking funny pictures of her in her… — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
I would love to be more specific, but really, any type of bird is the funniest animal. They have to move awkwardly… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
The funny thing in France is that writers are not allowed to retire, because the French government say you are still earning… — Peter Mayle Copy Share Image
But it's funny growing up, because everyone treats you - as twins growing up, everyone treats you like you're one person a… — Drew Scott Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment When You Tell The Guy You Like That You Like Him, But He Tells You He Don't Like You,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the profits, so I did. I threw one half in the furnace… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
