'Vicky Donor' proved that the audience was waiting for well-scripted funny films. — Yami Gautam Copy Share Image
Girls... Attention please. Don't makes yourself as butterfly, everyone running want to catch you — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I miss you like Roberto Baggio missed that penalty in the World Cup '94 final. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you play rugby, all you think about is rugby. Someone asks you a question, you say; RUGBY — Riley Jonasen Copy Share Image
Prince Philip was a funny man who liked to laugh and make others laugh. — Gyles Brandreth Copy Share Image
She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The key that opens your heart indeed is the key that closes your brain! — Dritan Redjepi Copy Share Image
I looked on my stomach and saw Frieda Rebecca, white as flour with the cream that covers new babies, funny little dark… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
So why dont you start studying her heart and stop studying her booty, or maybe invest the same amount of time on… — Ana Copy Share Image
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I'm not someone who shies away from darkness being funny. I think that life is very dark at times, and there are… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
“What the hell happened to your leg?" Ang asked him. Matt looked down at his shin, which was scraped and oozing and… — Marie Sexton Copy Share Image
“This is where you all live?" Asked John as they ascended the stairs. "It's small." "This is just our Thanksgiving house," Scott… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it and then forget where that safe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No tricks, Syn,” Ryder growled from where he stood a few feet away. “Tricks are for kids, silly rabbit,” I said” — Amelia Hutchins Copy Share Image
