Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent dissenters abroad for vacation. — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
The universe is nothing without the things that live in it, and everything that lives, eats. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
The most awkward moment is wen u ask a mother of a kidR U A VIRGIN''heeeeeee hahaha — Raveen Copy Share Image
If you're not satisfied with your life, it's time to invent a new one. — Mary Wells Lawrence Copy Share Image
Hurricanes are like women. When they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave, they take your house and car — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never had much interest in the piano until I realized that every time I played, a girl would appear on the… — Duke Ellington Copy Share Image
You know when a company wants to use letters in their phone number, but often they'll use too many letters? "Call 1-800-I-Really-Enjoy-Brand-New-Carpeting."… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappear. But something… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Its funny because Im playing a dad in some scenes in Breaking Dawn and Im portraying one in a movie Im doing… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
People are too afraid of uptown. A lot of people will tell you, like, "Don't go to Harlem. You can never go… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Girls, you know it's all just a game to them, relationships. Just go around stomping on everyone… I mean, look at this… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the… — Fionnula Flanagan Copy Share Image
