Charlie Sheen

“Duh, Winning!!!! (hhahaha)”

— Charlie Sheen

I'm bi-winning.

— Charlie Sheen

“I GOT TIGAR BLOOD”

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Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.

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Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

— Charlie Sheen

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

— Charlie Sheen

I blinked and I cured my brain.

— Charlie Sheen

Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk.

— Charlie Sheen

Get your egos off the battlefield.

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The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

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I have one speed, I have one gear: go!

— Charlie Sheen

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

— Charlie Sheen

I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.

— Charlie Sheen

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

— Charlie Sheen

If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.

— Charlie Sheen

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

— Charlie Sheen

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on,

— Charlie Sheen

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

— Charlie Sheen

I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.

— Charlie Sheen

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

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I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face…

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There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew…

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I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial…

— Charlie Sheen

If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, youd be like, Dude! Cant handle it, unplug this bastard! "It fires in a…

— Charlie Sheen

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people…

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I've always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I'm okay with it. On other days it's like, "Really? I…

— Charlie Sheen

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for…

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Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I…

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It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff.…

— Charlie Sheen

I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And…

— Charlie Sheen

You can't criticize Bob Dylan's singing. You have to respect Billy Joel as a brilliant poet. You can't tell me there's a…

— Charlie Sheen

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front…

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“I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitchin’ and just winning every second, I’m not perfect, and bitching…

— Charlie Sheen

Once you start altering your body's blueprint, things start falling apart. Some players take steroids, and two years later, after they've broken…

— Charlie Sheen

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that.…

— Charlie Sheen

If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work…

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I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

— Charlie Sheen

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

— Charlie Sheen

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

— Charlie Sheen

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

— Charlie Sheen