I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
All crap, Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I'm alive. You're all gonna have to… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound… — Charlie Sheen Brain Copy Share Image
That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to… — Charlie Sheen President Copy Share Image
We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once… — Charlie Sheen Art Copy Share Image
I'm tired of lying...I'm tired of pretending the show doesn't suck...I'm tired of pretending Ashton doesn't suck. It's nothing personal...I just feel… — Charlie Sheen Bad writing Copy Share Image
What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life,… — Charlie Sheen Assassins Copy Share Image
I'm entertaining as hell...expect to be normal, conventional, boring. No, man. We're shaking the trees. We're shaking all the trees! — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls. — Charlie Sheen Beautiful Copy Share Image
I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
If people think I'm insane or if they don't think what I'm saying is true, I have no interest in their retarded… — Charlie Sheen Every moment Copy Share Image
Dying is for fools. I'm proud of what I created. I exposed people to magic. I exposed people to things they would… — Charlie Sheen Death Copy Share Image
The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there?… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with the wrong guy. They know what they did was wrong. They are… — Charlie Sheen Defeat Copy Share Image
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground.… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't… — Charlie Sheen Apocalypse Copy Share Image
I believe in detox. I think detox is smart. You've got a guy who's in an opiate cycle or a dope cycle… — Charlie Sheen Art work Copy Share Image
For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be… — Charlie Sheen Around the world Copy Share Image
I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're… — Charlie Sheen Going away Copy Share Image
Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued,… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image