Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didnt make the rules. Oops! — Charlie Sheen Football Copy Share Image
I have one speed. I have one gear. Go! I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. — Charlie Sheen Drug Copy Share Image
A lot of people think Major League's called Wild Thing. As they should. — Charlie Sheen Baseball Copy Share Image
I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age. — Charlie Sheen Age Copy Share Image
You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That's the whole movie.… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point. — Charlie Sheen Brother Copy Share Image
Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every second and Im not perfect and bitchin. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with… — Charlie Sheen Asleep Copy Share Image
I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face… — Charlie Sheen Children Copy Share Image
I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering,… — Charlie Sheen Age Copy Share Image
Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image. — Charlie Sheen Evil Copy Share Image
I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for… — Charlie Sheen Being honest Copy Share Image
I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy. — Charlie Sheen Gentleman Copy Share Image
“You can't beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning!” — Charlie Sheen Psychology Copy Share Image
I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad. — Charlie Sheen Baby Copy Share Image
I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. — Charlie Sheen Breathing Copy Share Image
People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain. — Charlie Sheen Brain Copy Share Image
You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades. — Charlie Sheen Being successful Copy Share Image
People can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain. — Charlie Sheen Brain Copy Share Image
The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an aphrodisiac. I think that was a bit… — Charlie Sheen Cocaine Copy Share Image
Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make the rules. Oops! — Charlie Sheen Football Copy Share Image
It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don't have time for these clowns. — Charlie Sheen Coffee Copy Share Image
Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb. — Charlie Sheen Bombs Copy Share Image
Ive got 2 grand in my pockets thats itching to turn into 12 bucks and a hangover — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science. — Charlie Sheen Addiction Copy Share Image
Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking… — Charlie Sheen Care Copy Share Image
The most damage I did was to myself and to the people who got caught in the maelstrom. The worst thing that… — Charlie Sheen Overdose Copy Share Image
I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one… — Charlie Sheen Family Copy Share Image
Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad… — Charlie Sheen Bad guy Copy Share Image
You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love… — Charlie Sheen Girlfriend Copy Share Image
