Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. — Charlie Sheen Anger Copy Share Image
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party. — Charlie Sheen Directions Copy Share Image
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one. — Charlie Sheen Best way Copy Share Image
I think the power of the mind is amazing, and we've barely scratched the surface of what it can do. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view. — Charlie Sheen Loneliness Copy Share Image
I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins. — Charlie Sheen Assassins Copy Share Image
I'm kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.… — Charlie Sheen Clown Copy Share Image
The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the… — Charlie Sheen Bread Copy Share Image
I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated… — Charlie Sheen Travel Copy Share Image
Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people. — Charlie Sheen Athlete Copy Share Image
Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no… — Charlie Sheen Empowering Copy Share Image
Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not… — Charlie Sheen Baseball Copy Share Image
It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff.… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I… — Charlie Sheen Advice Copy Share Image
Ive cleansed myself. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself from this ridiculous model of disease and addiction… — Charlie Sheen Addiction Copy Share Image
I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people.… — Charlie Sheen Good wishes Copy Share Image
It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books.… — Charlie Sheen Book Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm… — Charlie Sheen Baseball Copy Share Image
I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
