I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine. He shall be my squishy. Come here squishy! — Dory Copy Share Image
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I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Fans feel they know me, so they want me to be on-the-spot funny, and it's hard to fulfil their expectations. — Chris Lilley Copy Share Image
“Oh please," Scout said."Don't take that tone with me. You know you'd love to have a minion. Someone at your beck and… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
If you like dry humor, Henrik Stenson thinks he's very funny, but I think I'm very funny in a dry sense as… — Tommy Fleetwood Copy Share Image
It's funny: now we're starting to do interviews, we've just begun to understand what we're doing, whereas before, without doing interviews, we… — Siouxsie Sioux Copy Share Image
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“I tried to picture a bunch of guys in blue suits running around a beachside neighborhood, knocking on doors and flashing Fed… — Nelson DeMille Copy Share Image
There are a lot of funny motels. There was one motel in the middle of nowhere: it was real plain, but it… — Fred Schneider Copy Share Image
“She was in hell.” Logan grabbed Blake’s hand, planted a foot against the giant’s thigh and heaved back. “We need to make… — A. Kirk Copy Share Image
Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
