I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
Anyone one can touch you , can hurt you or heal you ! And anyone can reach you , can Love you or leave you .. ¥ — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“I was doing my little stand up shtick, the one I did for pretty girls, so they'd like me quickly and wouldn't… — Emily M. Danforth Copy Share Image
Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two Kit-Kats fall out of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like having a beard. What's funny is when you shave a beard, you realize how freezing cold your face is! The… — Adam Scott Copy Share Image
God, grant me the serenity to accept the stupid people as they are, the courage to maintain self-control and the wisdom to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
When you see a man opening a car door for a women it only means 1 of 2 things, either the car… — Ana Copy Share Image
