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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
When I'm wrong it's never meant for you, so don't confuse my love with what I do. — Eric Clapton Copy Share Image
What gets measured, gets done. And what gets recognized gets done again, and even better. — Robert Crawford Copy Share Image
The word aerobics came about when the instructors said If we're going to charge money, we can't call it jumping up and… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“A rap at the back door made her jump, and she peered through the window for a long time before she eased… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Some guys hold their girlfriend's hand in malls because.. . . If he leaves her hand.. She'll go shopping!! It looks ROMANTIC… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the Cashier responded… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
“I'm going to wake Peeta," I say. "No, wait," says Finnick. "Let's do it together. Put our faces right in front of… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Happy Leap Day! Use it to do something adventurous that you'd never normally do! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think mockumentaries are such well-trodden grounds for comedies. It has been done a lot, but it is because of that informal… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
Latest Technology: U can now check ur weight on ur phone,Ipad,Tab or Iphone, Just dial *00001 and stand on ur phone or… — Mars Mavis Paul John Copy Share Image
